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A shirt, for females only, that is so low it just is over the nipples.
Nashly was wearing a low-cut shirt today I bumped into her and I could see here nipples and I hardy touched her!
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Anyone who claims they are a "fan" of a particular sports team, even though they had no prior support for/interest in the team until that team started winning. These types of fans usually wear t-shirts supporting a particular pro/college sports team even though they do not live in that city or did not go to that college. Plenty of these fans did not even go to college, and some are lucky to have past a 6th grade education.
After UT won the National Football Championship, many illegal immigrants from Mexico became a t-shirt fan.
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when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.
"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"
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When you put a pair of pants on in a hurry over a shirt which is then tucked into the pants. Sometimes the bottom corner of the shirt sticks through your fly, which is called a T-shirt willy.
*in PE changing rooms after the lesson*
"tom, you have a t-shirt willy again"
"no i dont"
"yes you do look"
".......shit"
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The feeling you get after you get a haircut, and the small hairs fall down into your shirt and cause major itching. Cured only by a hot shower.
Guy #1: Having fun scratching yourself over there?
Guy #2: Sorry dude I just got a haircut, it's Itchy Shirt Syndrome
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In the history of the United States, "waving the bloody shirt" refers to the practice of politicians referencing the blood of martyrs or heroes to criticize opponents.
In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)
Dude A - "I got a five on my APUSH exam!"
Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."
Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."
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Those hot ass, big tit girls that are on the right of your web page at the moment.
That girl in that T-Shirt banner is hot!
I wish I replaced her T-Shirt with my jizz.
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