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When you have too much going on, and you are feeling overwhelmed, you are said to have a "head full of Smurfs"
Fred was juggling multiple priorities, he was so overwhelmed that he couldn't make a decision, his excuse was "sorry, I have a head full of smurfs at the moment"
The most racist person on earth
Oh my God did you just call this person a *racist word*? You are almost as bad as Crazy Smurf 07!
Much like the soggy biscuit a group of men get together and masturbate on a biscuit and the winner tops it off with blueberries for the loser to eat. Loser is the man who finishes last.
Winner: Enjoy this you earned it.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.
When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?
B.K.A. Calvin G. Carrier II, Born in Beaumont, Tx. President and CEO of Koheba Records
That boy Papa Smurf and them Kohebas was doing it big last nite
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A smurf nut party is when several midgets have sex with one normal sized person
Yooooo I hosted a smurf nut party and I think the lil dude got me pregnant
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