The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.
“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”
Same as dick riding but the target instead is someone you hate
Damn do They love dick stomping youtuber45 for some reason
Stomping around like your all pissed off. It can happen if you are upset by something, and try to walk.
Damn, Ashley was mad-stomping like hell out there.
When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain, making it look like a trisket
I committed a brutal act of trisket stomping last night
To lay ones foot on a big fat hairy muff.
"I heard you flange stomped Mary, poor little lamb."
"I was flange stomping the other day and.."
"Flange stomping is a favourite past-time of mine"
When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.
Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.
Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---
Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.
Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
building a wall then smashing your head into it with a boot
Give me legos and I'll end up trump-stomping all day long.