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The Favorite Theory, is a phenomenon that occurs over a Twitter conversation (typically two people) when one party decides to discontinue the conversation and instead favorite any (and all) responsive tweets.
The Favorite Theory, is carried out in two major ways...
1.) Person Favorites tweet to acknowledge a person, statement or ideological perspective that they do not agree with, without starting or continuing any unnecessary conversation with said person/statement.
2.) Psychologically, people do not want to be viewed as using social media wrongly, so they favorite responsive tweets to not fill other's twitter feed and therefore use social media properly.
Either of these two situations support the Favorite Theory...
Example 1:
You: "It's been about three tweets back and forth now, should I just favorite it?"
Friend: "yeah! support the Favorite Theory dude!"
Example 2:
Friend: "Fucking text Sarah if you want to have a conversation with her, don't do it over twitter!"
You: *Favorites the next Responsive tweet of Sarah's*
You have now supported the Favorite Theory
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Spending lots of time with an average or less than average looking girl and noticing that she is becoming hotter and hotter as time passes. This is presumably due to the fact that you feel that you should have slept with her based on the amount of time you have committed to the relationship.
Alex: Have you noticed how Rosie is looking a lot hotter these days?
Mark: Nah man - you've just been spending way too much time with her!
Alex: Really?
Mark: Yeah... it's Proximity Theory!
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Larry Stylinson is ObViOuSlY just a conspiracy theory
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The idea that young Americans who have recently graduated from high school seek to attend a higher education institution for relaxation purposes, or as philosopher Dr. Bulii counts it, "to chill."
When people just spend all day lounging in college and not attending class, they are applying the Bulii Theory to their everyday lives.
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the theory that flushing every toilet in the building will lower the ocean level momentarily.
Looks like we just proved Pipefill Theory isn't just a myth!
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The theory that everyone is a philosopher because all action and words define who we are because every action and word is a philosophy
My friend just told me about the Trentism Theory
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When one becomes homosexual by not having enough toilet paper while wiping and accidentally sticking one or more fingers in your booty. But instead of telling other you remain in the "closet" and continue to do it out of pleasure and pretend to be homophobic.
That Riclyn Theory is just RIC-DICKULOUS.
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