That's what she said

Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.

Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.

Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"

Example B: Talking about a fragile object

Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"

Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key

Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"

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boy she pops

An exclamation of agreement, believed to have originated in Southern Missouri around the time of the American Civil War. Rediscovered in 2015 by popular American history podcast "The Dollop" during their episode about an 1860s vigilante group called The Bald Knobbers.

"We oughta form a vigilante committee."
"Boy she pops!"

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She-Mail Address

An e-mail address received from a woman who your friends believe to be incredibly unattractive, even to the extent that she might be a transvestite. Do not continue contact with someone who has a She-Mail address. (Can also be spelled "She-Male Address")

"Tommy was all over this gross chick named Kendra late night on Friday."

"Did he get her number?"

"Nah...but he got her She-Mail address."

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She Got That Water

When a girl has a really juicy pussy.

I heard your bitch she got that water

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She Wants The D

A girl that is need of sexual intercourse

Look at that Aussie Girl
She Wants The D

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He/She is a monet

A man or a woman that looks hot from a distance but when you get up close they are ugly

When I got closer to that guy at the bar I could tell he was a Monet

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That's What She Said

Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best

#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*

#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*

#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*

#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*

- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*

- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*

- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)

*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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