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time dyslexic

Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.

def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.

The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."

Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.

by emoticon1 November 29, 2011


Peruvian Time

You invite a whole group of Peruvians to a party, telling them it is at 6 in the evening, and they will start showing up at 9.

Why are you late to my fiesta? Peruvian Time.

by stef*nix December 9, 2018


Bestie Time

The time spent with your best friend being just the two of you. Usually set on a specific time and date either taking place in the home or out somewhere.

'Me and Emily have arranged Bestie Time on Tuesday, hope it's a good night!'

by TrueBeanieBoyBob July 12, 2018


cabin time

When one has a a desire to make out with another but only for pleasure

Maddy wants to have cabin time with John, however John has a girlfriend

by THZP February 8, 2018


Rentin' time

"Rentin' Time": a soul's odyssey through solitude, seeking rented companionship to compose fleeting yet resonant moments of shared existence. Vulnerability and empowerment entwine in this intricate ballet of connection.

Average Joe: "How's life been treating you?"
Average Renter: "Eh, not too shabby, but I think it's been slowly creeping into 'rentin' time' territory, you know?

by PrimeApes Inc. August 21, 2023


BUSSY TIME

A term which has been formed by accident when a bar owner forgot to meet up with two guys for “boy pussy time” in VRChat.

Immediately after remembering his meeting, he stopped all conversations and shouted, “oh fuck its 12:05! BOY PUSSY TIME.”

This term can be used at any time zone at 12:05 (remember to stop at 12:06)

DinkDonk BUSSY TIME

by bittersweetfate July 16, 2021


biscuit time

Its Biscuit time

Man say! Its 12:00 p.m on a muthafuckin sunday hoe its Biscuit time! We out! Im tryna be outta' deree. (The time to get fucked up off your drug of choice, but usually a term meant to start drinking.

by Swxxt.t539bxtch May 21, 2017