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The Wild African Rattlesnake, native to eastern Australia, is a ferocious snake, belonging to the Crotalinae (pit viper) family. It can be identified by its unique blue and yellow colors. Easily the most deadly of the rattle snakes, the Wild African Rattler can launch itself through the air for over 100 yards before injecting its venom into prey. In an interesting twist, The Wild African Rattler's rattle is on it's head, and its fangs are on its tail, which is the opposite of a traditional rattlesnake. The snake is blind, and finds prey with the sensors in it's tail. It's two intertwined fangs, which stiffen when stimulated (by nearby prey), carry a neurotoxin nearly 14 times stronger than that of the famous black mamba. The only known humans to survive a bite from one of these snakes are Chuck Norris and the late Steve Irwin. The primary prey of the wild African Rattler's primary prey are Kangaroos and small Aboriginal children. Virginia Opossums are immune to their venom, and are their only natural predators. They, unfortunately, live on an entirely different continents, though some Australian villages have begun to train the possums to protect them from this terrifying threat.
A solitary killer, the Wild African Rattler stalks its prey. sensing movement, it leaps some 80 yards before plunging it's fangs into a young kangaroo. The Rattler has found its meal for the day, and begins to eat.
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The weebyest weeb of them all. He says that everyone else is a weeb but really, he is the weebyest. He is a little shenk who can't keep his retarted thoughts about ladies to himself. He has a new waifu every day. Gage. Wild. Harmen! You just got caught! We all know your waifu is Window Man Senpai!
Gage wild harmen is a weeb. Weebs are Gage.
Gage Wild Harman is a guy who is a weeb. He has a pet shenk. He is a david bowie fan and wishes everyone was a weeb
A form a Virginia Krunk, a V.A. twist of Krumping, nothing from the Hyphy Movement. Clowning is also a part of it too.
Chris Brown Buck Beast & Wilds in his video "Gimme That".
When the self proclaimed Marlboro man wants to start a conversation with someone, but he can't remember their name, so he just addresses them as "Wild Man."
John: "Hey wild man!"
Jim: "Hey big dog, what's going on?"
when you are telling someone to guess but your mad and your trying show them your being sarcastic about and its a rhetorical question.
"what the fuck do you think take a wild cherry guess"
You snort salt, take a shot of tequila, and then squirt lime in your eye.
Dude, want to do the wild bill challenge?
When your ballsack becomes as dry as a Popeyes biscuit and your sack scrunches up like a deflated ball.
Person 1: Ah fuck I got Wild West crotch
Person 2: Damm that sucks