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If your country is not a free country in a pandemic, it's not really an entirely free country, you're just being told it is a free country by the entity that controls your country.
Telling people they live in a free country is a good way to get them to comply with an agenda and turn them into obedient puppets. Nothing is free, you have to fight to get something. Compromise is a good way to lose who you are and any sense of rights that you have (in reality you have none).
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Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch
damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.
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You're enjoying the great outdoors, miles away from anything resembling a toilet and then it hits you, you NEED to take a massive dump.
You quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming turd. It stinks, you feel much better.
I really need a turd, I'm gonna have to take a country steamer
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A ‘sport’ in which the participants torture themselves by running and nothing else. Consists of girls with no ass and thicc homosexual boys, all of which are masochists
Person 1: “dayuum those cross country runners lookin thicc af today”
Person 2: “the fuck you mean not a single one of them has an ass”
Person 1: “nah bro you gotta look at the guys’ team. I want a slice of their cake”
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The phenomenon of online communities, where most people think that everyone comes from one country. Or do not know about the existence of other countries due to ignorance or lack of education.
Same as default city, but at larger scale.
-Where I can find a decent gardening shop?
-I know one in Austin
Australian-Where in the world is Austin? Is it far from Melbourne?
-In default country
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"...it was a total disaster. I forgot my wallet, so i circled back to the apartment and accidentally walked in on Jorge and Slippery Pete in the town and country.
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