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Every Emma and Thomas couple I know are just the cutest thing in the world. Absolute Power Couple, they are both incredibly funny and very sexy. They strive for greatness and together they achieve it. Together they scare away every other couple with there looks. The ship name is ET AKA extraterrestrial because they are out of this world amazing at everything they do. They also game together a lot and absolutely destroy the competition. Emma and Thomas most commonly are known for being the best couple!
Jess: OMG ET, they are so cute!
Kate: ET? Whats that mean
Jess: Emma and Thomas!
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A standard with which to compare. this scale works with anyone and can never trully be beaten
"Man that girls fit"
"pfft i guess, but shes no heredge-thomas"
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He is a kid who has confidence and none all in one sitting, a kid who can bring an army down just with sheer will power, a loving and hating child. He has few friends, but the friends he has mean everything and more. When he loves something he doesn't just love, he obsesses.. In a good way! Everything he needs is where he resides, but everything he wants is too far to grasp. Thomas Hawks is a kid of his word.
Dude #1: Did you see that stunt that guy pulled?!
Dude #2: Yeah, he must've been a Thomas Hawks or something..
Dude #1: Woah dude..
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A white male receiving oral sex from a black female.
I heard Thomas Jefferson got a Thomas Jefferson from Sally Hemmings!
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the all silver robot from Daft Punk.
He also did a cameo in Kanye West's Stronger Where Kanye Sampled From DAft Punk's Harder Better Faster Stronger.
Thomas Bangalter is Awsome for being in Daft Punk!
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Alex Thomas is a bent who wanks over his teachers. He once asked his mate JP to “do it” and then then proceeded to finger his arsehole. He simps for girls and also has a severe case of knob cheese
Alex Thomas: “Lets do it...”
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The most gentlemanly, Respectful, Charming, Seductive, Alluring...(You get the point)..Man alive- er...never mind. His cheek bones forgot to protect him, and he got stabbed.
Deserved better. 10/10 Good boy; only let his sister kill his wives twice.
"Did you watch Crimson Peak?"
"No, not yet, whats it about?"
"Its about this girl, and this guy names Thomas Sharpe, who is so handsome and- gods his voice is great-"
"You've got me hooked with that, lemme pull up netflix."