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A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".
I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.
A logical fallacy when netizen dismiss other netizen's opinion just because s/he is/they are using anime avatars/profile images
The example of reductio ad anime:
Waifu avatar? Splish-splash, your opinion is trash
Hentai avatar? Opinion discarded
Any netizens who use anime avatar can shut the fuck up
When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.
Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad
A person who likes to debate online but whose idea of debate consists solely of levying ad hominem attacks until everyone loses interest in debating with her, at which point she declares victory.
OP: Posts something on social media.
Commenter: I disagree with what you said.
Commenter: For real, I disagree. Let's discuss.
Commenter: Why are you ignoring me?
OP: Because I have better things to do than debate online with a known ad hominymph. If I wanted to do something frustrating and pointless, I'd try to solve a Rubik's Cube.
When someone sends you a meme that is subtly a product advertisement
"Wait a minute, there's a Burger King burger in this meme, did you just ad-break me?!"
*You the reader got ad-breaked because I mentioned Burger King, craving it now, huh?*
"I can't believe you just ad-broke me like that."
I hope you enjoyed this ad-breaking
A description of a state of mind, your well being or location. Sometimes used as an excuse when there is no better one to be used. Typically used by one under the influence of alcohol.