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a word used to sarcastically say how how amazing it is you know how to use Google. mostly used after someone finally finds out something they have been searching for a long time and feels the need to tell you all about it.
person A: i finally found out what that movie quote was from
Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.
- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.
- Someone with a fear of using Google
- Someone too lazy to use Google
- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"
"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
"I google myself all the time like when Angie is not in the mood or when I'm alone in a hotel."
The ultimate and powerful slides that only the gods posses
Juanquavius: hey did you hear that Alex got the Google slides?
Shaggy: like yeah man, I heard he's one of the only gods the possession such a powerful possession
The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.
It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.
To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.
Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning
Asking around the hood about someone or something.
Collecting info or someone or something only the hood would know
You don't know who I am? You better hood google me!! Go hood google Brian Haywood and find out!!!