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Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.
Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
Where u fuck a midget with no legs and spin her in your dick
Alex cork screwed goegina the midget on his dick to reach nigba +100
A phrase used when your friend group really pisses you off. Usually you need to stop everything your doing and announce that you’re going home
Person 1: you’re a pathetic Fatass, kill yourself
Person 2: well then Screw you guys i’m goin home
To cam out, fall off or drop a screw while trying to install something. More commonly referred to as JAKE!
John jaked another screw! He is the king of Jake a screw. John is the captin of the jale a screw team
Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.
Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.
Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
When someone passes their cold onto you.
"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"