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Bottled Unicorn Farts

Skeptical reference to renewable energy sources such as biofuels, wind, and solar-electric. So-called because of the perceived naivetΓ© of renewable energy proponents.

Spain is going bankrupt attempting to replace oil and gas with bottled unicorn farts.

by Marcellus_vrw June 24, 2010

28πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Dropping the water bottle

An alternative term to describe the action of masturbation. Specifically refers to the point of climax. Hence dropping a water bottle causes it's contents to "squirt" out the top.

Friend: "What took you so long?"
Me: "Sorry, I was dropping the water bottle."

by DaRealMK October 16, 2016


Old Prescription Bottles

Great pocket sized coin holders,

that's what old prescription bottles are good for.

Remove the label (100% citrus oil) and fill with silver $. Kids 10 & over love these as birthday presents.

by Shelly Bozdog November 24, 2006

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


monkey is out of the bottle

Referring to "Pineapple Express" letting the "monkey out of the bottle" is in the same terms as letting "the cat out of the bag"..like the "secrets out"..

1: "well i guess the monkey is out of the bottle then?"
2: "What? what does that even mean?"

by losen it 08 August 29, 2008

158πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Coke Bottle Body

Big boobs, skinny waist and big hips - varies a little from the hourglass figure in that coke bottle bodies are a little fuller in the booty than on top.

"She's got the booty and that tiny waist... Perfect coke bottle body"

by Immisti October 26, 2013

74πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


pop tha bottles

usually means to pop the champagne and party.

Yo go tell Jazze to pop tha bottles I won a gold medal

by LilJOnwhattt August 1, 2005

32πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Breaking Beer Bottles

The action of throwing empty beer bottles in gardens at night is used to scare off the young ones away so they won't be there to get molested by sexual predators.

"Mommeh, there be broken glass all over!"
-"Let's go home, my special boy! Some other special dude and two chicks must have been breaking beer bottles all night!"

by Gillibuns December 22, 2008

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž