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Boy goo, cum, guy goo, jizzum, little swimmers, all swallowed after a blow-job. The end result of a swallowed suck session.
Your Mom is a proper lady. She doesn't spit. She guzzled my full load of Poliwog Milkshake.
When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.
Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
The phenomenon occurring when a piss is so pleasurable that simultaneous ejaculation occurs; the creamy yellow combination of semen and urine is the 'banana milkshake'.
"Bro, I needed to slash so bad that when I did I made a banana milkshake".
When your partner pisses in your pussy after creaming in it. For extra points you can stick your tongue in their pussy and wiggle it around like a blender.
Have you ever had a banana milk shake?
Omg I thought you’d never ask, last night Alvin gave me the greatest banana milkshake of my entire life time
Oh... I meant like the ice cream drink...
When u finally cum in her mouth but then u piss in her mouth after and then u (or her) shakes her head round and round to make the milkshake
Woman: It took forever just for u to cum!
Man: Rlly? That suc..wait…hold up..I feel like somethings coming out.
Woman: Wdym? What is it?
Man: AAAAHHHHH!!!! HOW THAT PISS TASTE HOE!!!?!????!!!
Woman: WTF!?!
Man: *Shakes her head*
Woman: WHAT R U DOING?!?!?
Man: Making u a banana milkshake!
When a bloke cums in someone's arse and keeps banging them with a floppy or the second bloke has a go.
It slipped into the wrong hole last night so I made a milo milkshake.
A Sour Milkshake is when you jerk off onto a sad girl.
My girlfriend was depressed last night so I gave her a sour milkshake.