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when you stick your dick down the vagina and pull it in and out while spinning around in circles until moldy black liquid spills out
Oh man, did you here about Sophie Conlon getting that Texas Oil Driller by Atticus Jones?
Oh budy, she has a stain on her shirt from that.
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When a female takes ex lax (or any other laxative) and then proceeds to partake in anal sex until she can no longer hold in her bowl movement and releases on her partner mid coitus
after hours of deep anal penetration, sandra gave tim a surprise and sprayed him with feces. he gave her a brazilian oil drill.
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When a man drains a horses baby sack of its white Nutella, and proceeds to fill it back up with oil (his baby batter) from behind.
Joseph - "Yo, I think that Bartholomew the horse due for an Amish oil change. Will you go do it Moses?"
Moses - "fine, if you insist, but ruth already drained him once today"
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The definition of striking oil is when the dirty bitch go's on all fours and spreads her ass hole open and squirts a hell of a lot of lube up that ass. Then the horny mother fucker approaches the lubed up ass hole and plow that bitches hole until she makes a ummpphh sound and a whole lot of brown shit and lube squirts out of her ass hole like a fucking hose. Then you punch that bitch in the face and take a hot steamy shit on her face.
Dude I saw bobby striking oil with lafonda
Bro no way I finna wanna strike oil will you plow my ass
Dude fersure!
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Before having sex first the lady will take an exessive amount of laxatives. Next the gentleman will prosition her into the pile-driver position and then start banging her ass. Eventually she will have to take a shit, you keep on going until the last minute. When you pull out there will be enought pressure behind the shit (probabley diarrhea) that it will exit the ass looking like when a someone strikes oil.
Pablo: Damn, Karen's a nasty girl. Last night we were doing the Missouri Oil Driller when I pulled out, she aimed at me and I got drenched.
Ramon: That will happen.
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n.) A sexual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of KY jelly into one of the other partner's orifices and precedes to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left.
v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.
Kyle: Stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.
Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?
Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.
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The stuff that most biodiesel is made of, the best usually comes from Chinese or Mexican restaurants.
Behind every restaurant (especially greasy fast food joints) there is a
WASTE VEGETABLE OIL or WVO receptacle. It is the big brown square,
guaranteed to be STINKY as hell (especially in the summertime) rodent
and bug infested, waste oil container, it is also recognizable by the 5 to 8
foot circle of spilled oil that surrounds it, and by the trail of oily footprints
that normally leads out to it.
This is where the fryer grease, or waste vegetable oil comes when it has
made its last french fry, chicken or fish sandwich, egg roll, tortilla chips,
the list can go on and on and on...
The Waste Vegetable Oil is been in the news a lot as of late due to the
high rate of thefts from these receptacles. The reasons is, a few years
ago (2003) when diesel fuel was $1.25 or so a gallon no one really cared
about the WVO product and restaurants paid to have the waste product
hauled away.
Fast forward to 2008, diesel fuel is over $4.75 per gallon and waste
vegetable oil is selling for about $.41 a pound on the commodities market,
that makes it about $3.075 a gallon so WVO, or Used Cooking Oil (UCO)
as some are calling it, has come from being a nasty, smelly, oily business
to being a Green business.
Green in more ways than one.....
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