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French Toast

When you pull the wedgie out of her ass with your teeth.

Oh my gosh honey, I have a wedgie from hell....Stop....Drop, ASS in the AIR....pull her pants down and shove those teeth in her ass, clamp down....and pull!!
"The French Toast" no mas wedgie

by @ssm@ster July 09, 2009


cum toast

When you get a piece of toast, cup it around your cock and use it to masturbate. You then scrape cum onto the toast and eat it.

This morning I was peckish so I decided to have some cum toast

by Gohn Gardenza January 27, 2008


alabama toast

the same thing as Alabama cheese cracker

when you're cock hasn't been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to you're hand and then onto you're unsuspecting friends toast.

i just gave that nigga a Alabama toast and he ate it.

by aphilia May 12, 2008


cheese and toasted

When a girl who is lactating sprays breast milk all over a persons face.

Cabbage Patch man was a freak and loved milk with his cookies so he had Whitney spray milk all over his face while her rubbed oreo cookies off his milky skin and ate them in a feverish manner while twisting her other nipple to splurge more milk while yelling at the top of his lungs, "More Cheese and toast, more cheese and toasted, daddy wants more cheese and toasted!!"

by Caspius April 24, 2008


burnt toast

burnt toast, the guy who comes over drunk and toasted then drinks all your beer. then you say get out toast, you have burnt this bridge.

random toast: wheres the beer?

erik: the bridge is BURNT, you burnt toast!!

by mountaingoose September 04, 2010


cum on toast

an expression used to emphasize great dismay

oh man, i lost my wallet! CUM ON TOAST!!!

jon has a superiority complex!!! CUM ON TOAST!!!

by falco PWNSJ00 February 12, 2006


This Chick Is Toast

1. The feeling you get when a girl totally screws up your night.

2. When simple words aren't enough to describe how fed up you are with your girlfriend or a random chick.

Guy: "Hey Brad, some girl just threw up on your couch in the other room"

Brad: "Dammit! Okay, that's it, this chick is toast!!

by GG DantheMan September 22, 2010