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When you pull the wedgie out of her ass with your teeth.
Oh my gosh honey, I have a wedgie from hell....Stop....Drop, ASS in the AIR....pull her pants down and shove those teeth in her ass, clamp down....and pull!!
"The French Toast" no mas wedgie
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When you get a piece of toast, cup it around your cock and use it to masturbate. You then scrape cum onto the toast and eat it.
This morning I was peckish so I decided to have some cum toast
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the same thing as Alabama cheese cracker
when you're cock hasn't been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to you're hand and then onto you're unsuspecting friends toast.
i just gave that nigga a Alabama toast and he ate it.
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When a girl who is lactating sprays breast milk all over a persons face.
Cabbage Patch man was a freak and loved milk with his cookies so he had Whitney spray milk all over his face while her rubbed oreo cookies off his milky skin and ate them in a feverish manner while twisting her other nipple to splurge more milk while yelling at the top of his lungs, "More Cheese and toast, more cheese and toasted, daddy wants more cheese and toasted!!"
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burnt toast, the guy who comes over drunk and toasted then drinks all your beer. then you say get out toast, you have burnt this bridge.
random toast: wheres the beer?
erik: the bridge is BURNT, you burnt toast!!
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an expression used to emphasize great dismay
oh man, i lost my wallet! CUM ON TOAST!!!
jon has a superiority complex!!! CUM ON TOAST!!!
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