the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly
Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
A facial expression exhibited as a result of a loathsome, hideous or unwelcome experience.
After Duncan's ceaseless barbs over her advancing years, Wendy returned to the table sporting an irritable disposition and a toilet facelift.
A particularly impressive poo, whose head sticks up a little over the water's edge in the toilet bowl
poo shit floater toilet turd
Best call a plumber, Dave- that toilet otter ain't going anywhere...
plumber
Seemingly profound and often introspective thoughts that cross a man's mind while he sits on the commode and ponders things.
Einstein's theories of general and special relativity are toilet ideas. He was taking a heavy dump when he realized space is like toilet water...
A girl who would fuck anyone or anything anytime no matter what.
That bitch ain't no slut shes a fucken dick toilet.
The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...
When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.
Toilet Beer ... hey!
a bowel movement that has little or no mess in the toilet.
"This was a really good meal, I sure hope it is 'toilet friendly."