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what you can call someone turkish, insert their name after it, such as turkishlyssa. used to turn someone turkish.
person1: you're such a turkish-person2
person2: actually I'm Greek
persin1: not anymore
Hand-job or blowjob with anal or prostate massage.
Many brothels in Istanbul would give a guy a Turkish treat for no extra charge.
The mother of all wedgies. Give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. Not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the 'victim' to pull their underwear even further up their butt to get it off over their toe.
Initiation to the track team was a Turkish Camelback Ride; except for Dave, who got a DOUBLE Turkish Camelback Ride; yup; both feet hook into his underwear.
When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.
What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.
When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.
Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there
The Turkish Wheel is a violent sexual maneuver involving a wagon wheel coated in horse feces. The wheel is inserted into ones anus, and the feces helps the wheel slide in better. The wheel is then spun around until the anal cavity ruptures.
Person 1: Mitch Lord is freaky!! He wanted to give me a Turkish Wheel!!
Person 2: elevator.
When someone inserts the chip side of a credit/debit card into your rectum.
My girl gave me the Turkish Cash Register last night, then made me pay for child support.