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That moment after having absorbed enough of a hallucinogenic drug into the body that it causes one to enter a spatio-temporal realm known as the Twilight Zone Dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind; moving into a land of both shadow and substance, a land of things and ideas.
Some experiences are good, some are bad.
Not to be confused with Scary Door Stoned
Jamal: Dude I feel like we've been walking in circles for the past half hour. I've seen that pattern of trees five times already and the path just keeps going...
David: dude relax, you're just Twilight Stoned. Let's get you home, there's cookies!
Jamal: Yay!
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horrible, horrible drivel.
(Actually, I like the saga. I found it ENTERTAINING. Unlike, say, anything written by Margaret Attwood, efin snore. However, I just want to be cool like everyone else, and rag on the books.)
Many people believe twilight is killing vampire culture thought when you boil it down there's nothing wrong with the actual storyline. Sadly the book suffers from a dumb-down teen-fiction blandness of atmosphere and a writing style with a complete lack of character.
Yet, it could be much worse for vampires:
Imagine:
Animé Samurai Robot/Vampire/Catpeople. *Deep Shudder* I think I just puked a little in my mouth.
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noun; Forks, Washington State. It's scary because it's associated with a certain pack of sparkly vampires, wolfmen, and a Mary Sue. If you're going anywhere nere the Twilight Zone, I wish you luck.
Dude, my dad got a transfer, and I'm moing to the Twilight Zone.
I pity you. Don't get turned into a fairy-vampire.
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When you feel depressed or lonely after seeing the movie Twilight because you are single or you want to have a romantic relationship with one of the characters so badly that it makes you depressed.
I saw Twilight and it made me miss my ex so much. I think I have a Twilight hangover.
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someone who has not read the twilight series
beep twilight virgin
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When a woman loves a terrible movie with an attractive male cast and pretends that the movie is amazing so that they don't have to admit to only enjoying it for the eye candy.
Gunther: "Hey, Otis, have you seen Magic Mike? I heard it's actually a really good movie with a thought provoking story." Otis: "Yeah, I've seen it. It was just a bunch of dudes flopping their junk around on a stage. Whoever told you it was amazing TWILIGHT HYPED the crap out of it."
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An egghead of an Alicorn who cares mostly about books. Everyone calls her the “Princess of Friendship”, even though she doesn’t act grateful for the title at all.
“Why do you only read all the time, you nerd? Ugh, you’re such a Twilight Sparkle.”
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