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Traffic Twitter

(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.

Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.

by davidcpuffer April 25, 2022


twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel

"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"

by smh yea May 14, 2014


Twitter people

people who claim to be allies of the LGBT, but in reality, they are annoying, winging jerks, who dox, harass and send death threats to innocent people because they refused to obey their commands. They also love bigoteering when people call them out

person A: I support the trans community, but I can't agree with wanting to put every all child on puberty blockers
twitter people: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THEM, YOU CLEARLY HATE ALL TRANS PEOPLE, I WILL KILL YOU, enter person A's personal info in public
person B: wtf is wrong with you, person A just didn't agree with 1 thing

by A person tired of bullshit March 5, 2023


Twitter-Shitter

Referring to someone who daily goes on Twitter and fills it up with nothing but bullshit.

Man, Trump is such a Twitter-Shitter.

by Friendly Bryan August 3, 2020


Clitter Twitter

Similar to a "boner maker" for men, a clitter twitter is someone who turns a woman on or makes her horny (makes her clitoris flutter or swell).

Brian is Rose's clitter twitter.

by Kitty Capone April 8, 2023


twitter twerk

The act of walking while engrossed in one's (smart)phone, esp. in a crowded place, such as a sidewalk or mall, oblivious to others.

She almost ran me over. She was twitter twerking down the sidewalk!

by Ornery Smarty April 24, 2017


Twitter Monkey

Someone is on twitter 24/7 and believed everything they read on twitter and mainstream media Before Elons take over. They tend to be blue pilled.

Daniel stop being a “Twitter Monkey”. Just because it’s trending on Twitter it doesn’t mens is true!

by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023