ur ancestors incestors

"ur ancestors incestors" is a forgotten insult burried deep in time. It was first used in the 1900s when a young lad was searching for a comeback from the dreaded "ur granny tranny". This insult is so dangerous that the government had to hide this insult. It breaks through the fabric of time and space itself, but as F.B.I. agents were shocked at Donald J. Trump's loli porn collection they were careless and had accidentally exposed the insult in the form of a meme.

Josh: Jay, ur granny tranny.
Jay: Pathetic. ur ancestors incestors
*Jay made Josh cease to exist, the fabric of reality broke down, even if only for a moment.*

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ur nan gay

The most devastating insult known to mankind -can kill

Hey shut up ur nan gay mate

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Ur mom gae

when you insult someone's mother

Jimmy: hey John guess what?
John: WHat
Jimmy: ur mom gae
John: *faints*

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ur son a mum

Single most powerful insult in the universe, stronger than ur brother a mother. Merely uttering it will create a giant black hole that implodes the multiverse and all its parallel dimensions.

Bob: Ur brother a mother
*massive earthquake breaks out*
Carl: Ur son a mum
*All life is annihilated, the universes collide and spontaneously self-destruct*

Fuck ur uncle

i) A term which is used as a comeback to anything or an anyone that is in disagreement with a statement that you have made.

ii) Used when someone makes a statement that makes them sound more intelligent than you and you have no idea how to respond.

Example A:

Fred: I don't like you

You: Fuck ur uncle

Fred: *will most likely just shut up*

Example B:

Jamie: You don't know how to find the area of a pancake with a giraffe and dog on top? Are you stupid?

You: Fuck ur uncle!

Jamie: *will most likely go crying to his mum*

ur nan pan

Considered to be the underdog of insults, this phrase will catch your opponent off guard.

Paul:Ur mom gay
John:Ur dad lesbian
Paul:Ur granny tranny
John:Ur nan pan
Paul: *internally implodes, destroying the entire universe*

ur mom gay

The most deadly, harsh and shameful insult in the entire existence of the human race.

Billy- "Your an asshole!"
Tom- "Ur mom gay lol"
Billy- *dies*