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Vampire attack

when you put fake vampire teeth in your mouth and eat a girl out, during which the teeth become lost inside the vagina.

Joe- " Yo, Ted where are your vampire teeth?"

Ted - " Ugh, yo that bitch Jeremy lost em ina vampire attack yesterday."

by stoopid spick April 25, 2010

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vampire teething

the act of shoving your pointy teeth into a males tiny penis hole

yeah man i let my girlfriend vampire teething me

by tune68 January 11, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vampire Clock

A rather insignificant character from a group of flash artist known as 'wordClock Crew/word' which was inspired by wordStrawberry Clock/word.
One of the few female members of the crew.

Vampire Clock's new movie was odd.

by VPC August 29, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


reverse vampire

When a girl stands over a person and periods into his/her mouth, effectively adding blood to their throat.

Last night, Beth was really freaky and gave Zach a reverse vampire.

I heard a girl talking about how she gave a guy a reverse vampire when he wasn't expecting it and he vomited all over her.

by Parker1 March 31, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 179๐Ÿ‘Ž


lifestyle vampire

A person who is quiet and subdued when on their own, but comes alive when around other people, feeding off the energy of their social interaction or the event they are attending.

A: "Went rafting today which is fun but going out and doing stuff like that is always funner when you have people to share it with."

B: "Are you like me, a lifestyle vampire? You exist on your own, but you live when you're with others."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! May 1, 2012

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urban vampire

Urban vampires are romantic, charming & most of the time male. They still have all the powers of vampires e.g super strength, speed e.t.c. But the most wonderful thing about urban vampires is their eyes. With just one look - BAM! He's got you right where he wants you.

If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...

Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).

There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.

Until then - sleep tight...

Guy: twilight is stupid. Urban vampires, too

Me : โ”ŒะŸโ”(โ—ฃ_โ—ข)โ”ŒะŸโ”

by magic 888 March 28, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vampire Nuggets

Name given to a used tampon.

Ladies please refrain from flushing your Vampire Nuggets down the loo.

It's that time of the month, better ask Stacy if she has any Vampire Nuggets.

by sneakygoat June 3, 2011

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