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When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face
I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.
A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.
There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.
“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
“Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”
The pinnacle of luxury. The best possible outcome in any demeanor.
The Full Washington-Optimum result of Any situation.
A sex act where a male is going down on a female and she queefs in his mouth, which then comes out of the males anus, creating a windpipe sound effect.
Yeah man she totally gave me a Washington windpipe, it was so loud, I haven't felt the same sense
"Chuck had a cherry pit go down the wrong pipe, almost had a Washington Summer!"
When a man puts his cock and balls into a bowl of cracked eggs and then proceeds to wisk the bowl with a furious strength.
Much better with friends.
Damn bro, that Washington Wisk was to die for.
A statue of the first President of The United States George Washington carving a statue of Darwin the monkey
Man that George Washington Carver is HOT!