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When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.
Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.
A feeling of nervousness and excitement all in one. One always gets this feeling if anxiousness on the way to a Brazilian wax appointment. Followed with sweaty palms with a nervous laugh, and perhaps a feeling having to go to the pre..a very anxious feeling,
The closer we get to the front of the line for the roller coaster, the more I have ‘wax anxiety.’
a dumb gay boi stupid man who wishes he was more like his brother.
"Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"
"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."
Though this sounds like a lewd act, it is literally applying wax to a hummingbird, typically in the form of a stone or synthetic tile mozaic.
My brother's coming to visit so I'm working up a sweat waxing the hummingbird.
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Giving your significant other some sexual healing
Sorry im late for the meeting, me and Brenda were up all night waxing the earhole.
He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief
When Mark Spector from Sportsnet finds a dead racoon in the trash and fucks it.
Mark was out late last night waxing the hull, so he took the day off.