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Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.
"Where's (insert any name here) at?"
"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."
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The German version of oh my god but for when something unbelievable happens.
Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous
Person 1: The government has announced the existence of aliens!
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?
Something you say to James when he starts whistling randomly because it hurts your undiagnosed tinnitus.
Paul: {to someone else} "Look at that weather, it's Jesus wet!"
James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}
Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"
A term used in frustration when someone claims to have done something for you and you find out that they have not!
Bertie Big Bollox - hey Ron, did you ask Brad about the tourney we discussed last week?
Ron - yeah, I did, no problem -
Bertie Big Bollox - Brad, did Ron talk to you about tourney we discussed last week?
Brad - no mate, he said fuck all about it to me!
Bertie Big Bollox - Next time you see Ron, you tell him he can use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!
The Dixie whistling shit hole is any area in the south that is home to entirely of redneck,racist and people from certain areas of the South
Person one: man I hate the South
Person too man it's a Dixie whistling shit hole down there what else do you expect
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Baby, my pussy is wet (I am horny). Come take care of me, please ;)
The royal whistle is wet your highness!
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Girl 1: I'm glad you broke up with that guy, he's nuts!
Girl 2: he was normal at first and then about 2 months in I knew what his true colours were and they got louder and louder and louder and they are so loud right now it's a higher decibel than he is able to even hear himself
Girl 1: He's obviously dog whistle crazy
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