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The definition of a simp is Seth Green... You know who you are.
"hey what is a simp?"
"all I have to say is... Seth Green."
Someone who will go out of their way to please a person they like. Even though they don't even know they exist.
Simp: I just donated 10k on them, and not even a DM?!
Chad: Bro, you're a simp.
Ian.Just Ian.No one else is a simp.Its just Ian.
Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier?
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
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person 1: "Yo, what's that smell?"
person 2: "Oh I just SIMP."
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A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.
John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
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