William Tell

A game where one person tries to shoot an apple or other similar object off the head of another person without hurting them.

"Joan Vollmer was killed by her husband while playing 'William Tell'."

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William He

51st President of the United States

"William He for President, He's the one!"

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Sherwin Williams

While engaging in sexual activity, the male kneels over his female partner and masturbates with the intention of ejaculating on her face (giving her a facial). Due to his high degree of arousal, he overshoots his target and hits the wall instead. He then spreads said ejaculate on the wall using the female's face and/or hair.

"Dayyuuum, he just gave dat bitch a Sherwin Williams!"

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evan williams

Best (for the money) fucking whiskey ever. Made in Kentucky, which sucks, but for some reason it still tastes good. Evan Williams and natty ice are the two best , most fratty ways to get drunk, period.

Clemson student: Wow our team sucks, let's go drink evan till we don't feel feelings anymore.
Georgia Tech student: Agreed, my life is miserable.
Virginia Tech student: (too busy tearing down goalposts to notice the two other fag pattys talking) fuck yeah! Let's celebrate with some evan williams green label kentucky bourbon whiskey!

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William Wallace

A great man who died for his country without fear.

I stab and punch and chop at will I wear a skirt that's called a kilt. Don't have a beard but I'm Scottish still cause I'm the William Wallace

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Chilly Williams

chilly wills... only better ;)

chill=100%
chilly wills=150%
Chilly Williams=199%

"Hey, bro, what you up to?"
"Chilly Williams... you should come over"

Maria Williams

Maria Williams are one of the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™.
They represent someone that is either bad, horrible, annoying, or just straight up evil.
If you see a Maria Williams within your location, try to stay away from them as much as you can, as they can infect your brain with their putrid wavelengths.

Person 1: "Man I sure love Genshin Impact, oh and my neopronouns are xen/xenself, jey/jeya."
Person 2: "Ughhh! You're such a Maria Williams."