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A Boss / person in charge / management who sometimes/often makes decisions that seem illogical to the rest of the world. Their decisions often seem magical to subordinates, customers, etc, but often not to other wizards. May be shortened to the wiz, possibly derived from "the wiz kid" or "the wonder kid".
1. My boss wants me to revise version 4 of my memo back to what I had written in version 1.
The wizard down the hall has that project in a vicious cycle of memomorphosis.
2. Management has decreed that absolutely everytime someone enters the building, they have to sign in and out at the front desk, wich is inconvenient for the delivery man.
It takes three times as long to receive deliveries now that the delivery guy has to sign in and out 37 times at the front desk every time he brings in a box... wonder wich wizard though of that.
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Describes bad handwriting.
The type that looks as though a drunk 200 year old wizard has written it with his toes.
Dave's handwriting looks like it has been written by a wizards toe.
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1. To appear from behind a curtain to fuck your girl when she least expects it.
2. Nickname for NFL player Brian Bosworth
1. Yo, I had Steph over last night and while she was talkin to her mom...I gave her the wizard of boz.
2. Remember Brian Bosworth aka the wizard of boz.
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1. someone with mad skills in computers and games
2. a true playa
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a person who commonly talks about disgusting things
person 1: omg look how old that women is!
person 2: arr, i'd still give her one!
person 1: omg, your such a filth wizard
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A sex position. Starts of by guy shoving two fists up the woman's vagina. He widens his arms, then goes for the anal with his feet. Once he has his feet in the anal, he continues to slide his upper thigh all the way up the anal, while the two fists are still in the vagina. There for, after this position, the girl will be left with two holes as big as a wizards sleeve.
Guy 1:Dude, I gave her wizard sleeve's last night.
Guy 2: Nice! Did you get your thigh all the way up her booty?
Guy 1: Yeah it took like 30 minutes though, shit is fucking hard.
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Someone who drinks raspberry ice coffee with cream and one Splenda at Dunkin' Donuts.
You, my good sir, are a wizard.
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