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When your fucking a girl doggy style, and slamming her so hard your penis get a rug burns.
I was doing jody last night a I got a worm burner.
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A day to show off your beautiful worm creatures!
Dude 1: hey dude guess what.
Dude 2: what dude.
Dude 1: it’s national Worm on a String Day dude. Bring your pet worm to school dude.
Dude 2: okay dude.
A giant, pink, will-eat-anything worm from Alaska. As seen on the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when a fish-guy's butt got eaten. Along with Sandy's tail.
"But it's an ALASKAN. BULL. WORM." -Spongebob
"Come home before curfew or you will get eaten by an ALASKAN BULL WORM." - your mom
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A glory worm hole is a worm hole used as a glory hole. It allows one to be fellated by and/or to fellate an individual at any point in space and time.
Jimmy opened up a glory worm hole last week to fulfill his lifelong dream of fellating himself as a teenager.
Glory worm holes also gave Jimmy the chance to fulfill his lifelong dream of a threesome with Abraham Lincoln and JFK's bullet holes.
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<Verb> The act of thrusting one's FLACCID penis through another person's head. Think of the head being the apple, and the penis being the worm.
Did you hear about the man who got killed by an apple worming? He was found dead with several holes in his head and there were traces of piss inside!
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When someone covers their own or their partners flaccid penis in cocaine or another powdered substance, then proceeds to lick it off.
"I love to cover my penis in baking soda, then give my boyfriend a gummy worm while she has a mouth full of vinegar."
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