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When your fucking a girl doggy style, and slamming her so hard your penis get a rug burns.
I was doing jody last night a I got a worm burner.
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A day to show off your beautiful worm creatures!
Dude 1: hey dude guess what.
Dude 2: what dude.
Dude 1: it’s national Worm on a String Day dude. Bring your pet worm to school dude.
Dude 2: okay dude.
A giant, pink, will-eat-anything worm from Alaska. As seen on the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when a fish-guy's butt got eaten. Along with Sandy's tail.
"But it's an ALASKAN. BULL. WORM." -Spongebob
"Come home before curfew or you will get eaten by an ALASKAN BULL WORM." - your mom
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A glory worm hole is a worm hole used as a glory hole. It allows one to be fellated by and/or to fellate an individual at any point in space and time.
Jimmy opened up a glory worm hole last week to fulfill his lifelong dream of fellating himself as a teenager.
Glory worm holes also gave Jimmy the chance to fulfill his lifelong dream of a threesome with Abraham Lincoln and JFK's bullet holes.
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When you are getting head in the woods and she grabs a worm/centipede/caterpillar or other juicy insect and she splatters it in her hands and begins jacking you off with its guts.
She took me out to the woods behind the party and she freakin' gave me the dirty worm! WTF BRO!
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When someone covers their own or their partners flaccid penis in cocaine or another powdered substance, then proceeds to lick it off.
"I love to cover my penis in baking soda, then give my boyfriend a gummy worm while she has a mouth full of vinegar."
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