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the act of lying on ones arm until it falls asleep and masturbating, therefore imitating another persons hand.
i had a great ghost wank the other day i swear it felt like it was my girlfriend!
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When a rapper has someone write their lyrics for them, but they take the credit and record them.
If it weren't for a ghost writer, Foxy Brown and Lil' Kim would never even be taken seriously.
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The crease in your pants that looks like you have a boner.
"Damn, look how small Randy's boner is." "ITS A GHOST BONER, GOD! MY DICK IS LIKE A CENTIMETER LONGER!"
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A pleasant surprise. You let one rip, but it sounds wet and sloppy. Then your mind tricks you into feeling warm and wet back there, like you just shit your pants. When you get the chance to check you find yourself crap free and greatly relieved. The rest of the day awesome because you dodged the trouser chili.
I was so stressed out while driving to work because I had a ghost shart.
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It’s similar to the friendzone in that you are stuck in a certain position in a relationship. However, instead of constantly being treated as a friend, you are always ghosted by that person. To be ghosted, is to be completely ignored, as if you were a ghost. Possible ways to become stuck in the ghost zone are to perform the following actions to another: triggering, abusing, cockblocking, etc.
You: I think I’m in the ghost zone with my roommate after last night.
Friend: Really? What happened?
You: I broke their favorite teddy bear on accident. So now, she won’t talk or even look at me anymore.
Friend: Yikes, I hope you aren’t in there for too long.
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A type of double forearm arm punch. Draw both arms back to the right and thrust forward in a circular motion while pushing forward slamming both arms outwards in parallel.
Albert Weskers Ghost Butterfly rubbish finishing move in the RE series.
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An absurdly spicy chili pepper that people still continue to use in cooking, despite the fact consuming one will make you feel as though you just opened a gateway to Hell inside of you
I ate a ghost pepper, and now I have flames shooting out of my asshole
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