A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.
She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."
The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.
“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping”
A Chevrolet Caprice (or like vehicle) that is outfitted with oversized and flashy “rims” with rubber band like tires. Usually also outfitted with twin straight pipe exhaust and some type of livery (M&Ms, Lucky Charms, ect) Most likely to be spotted around tax time.
“Damn my grandma sold her mint condition single owner low miles caprice to Ladarius CrownRoyal Jackson III “
“ won’t be long till I see another monkey chariot around town “
monkey try
To throw shit in the dark and hope it sticks.
Doing something with little to no guidance.
Boss: I need you to work on this project
Associate: I have ever never been trained on that.
Boss: give it a good Monkey Try.
A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.
"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"
An Italian with a mexican name who can not handle their whiskey and plays golf like a clown dick monkey
Is that Julio again wasted in the sand trap, building a sand castle, what a lush monkey
Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.
1. I haven’t showered in a month.
2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!
1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺
2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY