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Monkey Screecher

A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.

She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."

by ProfessorMonkey March 28, 2018


Monkey Cupping

The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.

“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping

by BBunns March 3, 2023


Monkey Chariot

A Chevrolet Caprice (or like vehicle) that is outfitted with oversized and flashy “rims” with rubber band like tires. Usually also outfitted with twin straight pipe exhaust and some type of livery (M&Ms, Lucky Charms, ect) Most likely to be spotted around tax time.

“Damn my grandma sold her mint condition single owner low miles caprice to Ladarius CrownRoyal Jackson III “

“ won’t be long till I see another monkey chariot around town “

by wannabang0 July 17, 2023


monkey try

monkey try

To throw shit in the dark and hope it sticks.

Doing something with little to no guidance.

Boss: I need you to work on this project

Associate: I have ever never been trained on that.

Boss: give it a good Monkey Try.

by Kn0wledge is P0wer January 19, 2017


Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 25, 2024


Lush monkey

An Italian with a mexican name who can not handle their whiskey and plays golf like a clown dick monkey

Is that Julio again wasted in the sand trap, building a sand castle, what a lush monkey

by Lush monkey July 4, 2024


Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

by MushaPickleJuice December 30, 2022