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When you blow your load right in your ladies eyes and she has fake eyelash extensions on.
I came on my girls face last night and it landed right in the Venus Cum Traps. She was furious.
A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.
Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?
Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.
Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?
The photographic devise you store the money shots on.
I guess it’s time to break out the cum corder
The vertical crease in the center of women's stomach. Also known as an "ab crack".
Tiffany has one hell of a lady cum gutter going on.
Yeah, she must work out.
It looks like she had an autopsy to me...
A woman for whom you're going to marry who has an insatiable desire for you to bust your nut in at any possible moment you desire any way you please.
Dude...she's the one! My Forever Cum Dumpster
When your mexican friend Joseph is trying to make up some bullshit reason to deal with his delusions.
Wow, Bro you're such a Cum Hunter.
When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.
“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger”