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Jack Ryan is the ultimate 2 stroke man no one can stop him and his 2 stroke passion he will never ride one of the gay 4 strokes and if he does it will be the last thing he rides , Jack is truly a meme in the flesh and he hates libtard
Mix that 2 stroke gas Jack Ryan
Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.
Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.
Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.
Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.
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Person 1; have you watched the Mario movie yet?
Person 2; sexy fatass dinosaur played by sexy fatass man ( Jack Black )
The greatest human being on the entire planet earth.
can play the fake saxophone like a boss
person 1: Who is that?
person 2: that mother fucking jack black mother fucker!
An extremely talented actor, singer, and band member of Tenacious D (yes sir), also known for starring in a Sesame Street episode with character Elmo searching for an 'octagon', which is now a viral meme.
If you don't rate Jack Black, you're a gay emo coffee
Joe: I liked that Sesame Street episode he was in, that was funny as!
Kevin: And also the School of Rock movie! World's best music teacher, but maybe not as sure in maths!
Ollie: You guys, what about his band, Tenacious D, he just rolls the Rolling Stones right out of their place!
Jack Black is cooler than you ( ͡° ͜つ ͡°)╭∩╮
"finabache sequence " - Jack Crowley in Mr Robertsons class