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cum fartz

guys this is

cum fartz s

by CumFartz223 February 10, 2022


tub of cum

when you accedentaly fill our bath tub full of cum

dang it! i filled my bath tub of cum

by chungusmemes March 14, 2023


Mischa Cummings

A fucking cool as girl who always has amazing eyeliner

You know mischa cummings?
Omg yes the girl with cool eyeliner!!

by 0ttpxr March 3, 2022


Cum Thief

When a girl sneaks into your room at night and sucks all the cum outta you to strengthen her superpowers

Fuck! My balls are flat, I’ve been got by a cum thief!

by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024


cum teeth

A prostitute with surprisingly white teeth despite her whoring lifestyle and probable drug use.

Damn Fred, that slut's got stains all over and quite a stench, the only upside is the cum teeth and the low price.

by Kajed Wradt April 17, 2016


cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021


cum pets

Children.

These kids are cum pets!

by Ice Hooker July 31, 2022