the day when you wear red pants. may 11th
"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"
National snurch day is may 15th, a day where we celebrate snesus and the snurch!
“Where’s Kyle?”
“Oh, he’s at home celebrating national snurch day.”
National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)
This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”
Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
I can only drink a bottle ketchup
Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup
Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok
Happy arguments day! On this great day everyone takes their anger out on you and everything goes to sh*t
"whats the day today?"
"National argument day!"
My lovely gf ellie is the best, every day is about her
“did you know every day is “National Ellie Day?”
National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .
“Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”