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February 24th is National cum day. Either from urself or another girl. No guys.
Yo it’s February 24th, we have to cum it’s National cum day
berries and cum is a ritual when a man with mommy issues eats berries while masturbating and cums on them while screaming "UR MOM" afterward he might do the little lad dance.
"yesterday was so fun! i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."
berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.
"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."
May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
Noun. Derivative form of the "21 Gun Salute" given when a popular pornstar, insta-hoe, or other girl in the sex industry sadly dies.
Damn my favorite onlyfans hoe died last week. I'll bust out a 21 Cum Salute in her honor.
An artificial intelligence robot who is down bad for Antwan and Jahames’s massive load
Yo wsg mom for my birthday can I please get the ai cum slut deluxe version?
The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.
Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.