1. something you don’t and will never have
2. a awesome sitcom on 6 friends blah blah based on manhattan blah blah what do you mean you haven’t watched it go watch it
1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
humans that you got to know somehow. They can be humanity's greatest threats, humanity's savior, or just a normal person. true friends stay there with you until the end and help you. fake friends are toxic and you get involved with humans like this a few times in the human body you are in right now. it's best to cut off contact with fake friends.
i have a great group of friends right now, who help me, chill out with me, and laugh with me. I hope you get a group like this!
hey! do you want to meet my friends, think they have the same interest as you lmao.
the best series on netflix to exist
Jim: Hey, have you seen the new episode of friends?
Aaron: Yeah, it's great!
a person that will be there at times when shit don’t be to hard but the second shit get hard yo “friend” leave in a quick second but there good to have if you need a quick shoulder to cry on but don’t rely on them they’ll stab you in the back any second
Mom:who’s that
Sarah:oh that’s just my friend