get away from the flamin' boatshed!

1. The most Australian phrase ever spoken. Believed to have originated by a quintessentially Australian television personality by the name of Ray Meagher who played Alf Stewart on the long-running Australian show "Home and Away"

Me: Oh dude. . foreigners. Let's fuck with em.
Friend: Okay. Hey mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
Me: fuck that off for a bad joke! We're having cattle! Chuck us a stubbie!
Friend: No wuckers mate *walks towards esky and staggers a bit*
Me: OI! GET AWAY FROM THE FLAMIN' BOATSHED! BLOODY GALAH!
*foreigners looking puzzled followed by raucous laughter*

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get your lunch money taken

Another of way of saying "get owned". You can use this phrase when someone gets embarrassed or "owned" either physically or in conversation.

Graham: "what up playa"
Damian: "not much man, just got knocked down by some freshman"
Graham: "hahahah get your lunch money taken kid"
Damian: :( :( :(

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Getting his Ds Played

Getting your dick sucked

Matt was on the breesway, getting his ds played all night long.

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National Get a white monster day

You need to get a White monster and a white one only on November 15th

Karl: Oh my got it's November 15th give me your credit card

Jimmy: No why?

Karl: It's national get a white monster day

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Don't bore us, get to the chorus!

Basically, it simply means "quit pussyfooting around, get to the point", or KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid) or "say what you gotta say". The phrase is also the title of a greatest hits release from the Swedish band Roxette that I got in an HMV store in downtown Toronto, Canada. That album was probably released in Canada only.

Professor: Communism evolved as a warped corruption of scientific socialism, which was expounded by the German scientist Karl Marx, who was born in...etc, etc, etc....

Student (thinking): Don't bore us, get to the chorus!

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raah sick you get me

when you've dominated a situation, and every bitch knows!

I absolutely smashed that test, raah sick you get me!

This caviar is delightful, raah sick you get me!

I just met James Hancock, raah sick you get me!

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Straight male gets drilled by corn

A straight male who gets penetrated by corn 24/7

Look! Its a straight male gets drilled by corn! What a sight to see!!!

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