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A: So you explain something and I will guess what it is.
B: The thing i don't have.
A: Friends.
Something I don’t have and never will
Me: Hey! Wanna be friends
Them: Ew no you ugly fat rat
That dumbass you show sympathy for.
My friend mooches some more food off me but I'm only friends 'cause he has that new PS4
An old 90's(but great) show in which 6 friends go through years together in many adventures like marriages, divorces, pregnancies, and many guest stars. (Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston) (rated TV14)
Him: Hey, did you see the latest Friends episode?
Other him: Yeah! Jennifer Aniston got pregnant?!
A word that people use however they want. Sometimes it means someone you have no romantic interest in, sometimes it does. This word causes a lot of confusion because no one ever knows what the other person means when they say they are "friends" with them.
Beck: "I'm so confused. Dean told me to never leave his side because he'd never leave mine. He talks to me for hours and says super sentimental things all the time. But then he will say that I'm SUCH A GOOD FRIEND! It's driving me crazy. STRAIGHT GUY FRIENDS DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THIS TO STRAIGHT FEMALE FRIENDS. I feel like a second lead in a drama..."
People that have affection for eachother
And on special occasions have the best sex in their lives