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Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me April 12, 2018


Flarper Nut

Something one would say when their parents are around.

*dies in epic game of fall guys* YOU MOTHER FLARPER NUT

by hey,nice_RoOsTer September 2, 2020


Nut Jawn

A person who is an asshole. Who do stupid things intentionally or unintentionally.

Man why did stick your finger in that pigs ass you nut Jawn?

by Wig Pusha June 9, 2018


No Nuts

Shut up and do it.

If you say you’re going to do something then do it. No nuts.

Kind of like Bet

i’m gonna punch you in the face
“ No Nuts”

by Prof.Karma December 24, 2019


No nuts

A little butthole who camps with a shotgun in BO2

You got No nuts kid!! 🤬🤬

by ImNotaKlutzyguy1 August 3, 2021


nut taco

A vagina full of ejaculate, similar to a cream pie

She wanted me to eat the nut taco after I came

by Cancelthatbitch November 30, 2017


Cream nut

When something happens that is so good you relate it to creaming Kim Kardashian.

I found a gram of weed under the couch, CREAM NUT!!!!!

by Mikey Cucum December 8, 2018