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when you accedentaly fill our bath tub full of cum
dang it! i filled my bath tub of cum
A fucking cool as girl who always has amazing eyeliner
You know mischa cummings?
Omg yes the girl with cool eyeliner!!
When a girl sneaks into your room at night and sucks all the cum outta you to strengthen her superpowers
Fuck! My balls are flat, I’ve been got by a cum thief!
A prostitute with surprisingly white teeth despite her whoring lifestyle and probable drug use.
Damn Fred, that slut's got stains all over and quite a stench, the only upside is the cum teeth and the low price.
The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.