Looking flee and fresh without trying to Look tasteful
Oh my, that gal be looking snack like
Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
Somebody Named Nathan Probably Likes Men
Nathan: Michael What Do I Like?
Michael: Nathan Likes Men!
Throwing a grenade at somebody who thinks you're an idiot.
Get down, that comment/response you just made, he/she took it like a marine again! It's not safe to stand up to him/her at this time! Just stay in your protective, defensive shell until its safe!
Throwing a grenade at somebody who thinks you're an idiot.
Get down, that comment/response you just made, he/she took it like a marine again! It's not safe to stand up to him/her at this time!
How Daffy Duck responded to the bear's sway-mooning him after crossing over to the other side of the hunting-boundary --- i.e., he was offended by the bear's cheekiness, and so he fired some shots in the bear's direction at the next chance he got.
Shortly after Daffy Duck performed the whole, "Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!" routine, he did indeed manage to score a glancing hit on the bear's butt and blow off a patch of fur, so the bear vengefully stuffed Daffy's beak full of shotgun-shells and catapulted him through the air so that he slammed head-first into a tree, setting off the shells one by one and causing massive jets of flame to blast out of Daffy's mouth for some time afterwards.
A masculine women trying to fuck you with a strap on
Be careful fucking up around here or the lady cop will come if she thinks your cute tho she’ll rip them pants off and bow up on ya like a pit bull