Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women
Wow alan Browne is pretty hot ngl
Someone that plays roblox but doesn't have robux
Person 1: bro how much robux
Person 2: nigga I don't buy that shit
Person 1: damn your a brown bacon
When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden
1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee
2: I would kill her ass
It is when you snort a line of African_cocain and gunpowder
“Bro i was fucked up after that line of African brown brown”
When you drink way to much and get sick that night and feel like crap in the morning or through the day
I have the Brown jug flu today guys . I drank WAY to much last night
The worst football team in the National Football League. Every year.
Person 1: the Cleveland Browns lost again.
Person 2: am I supposed to be surprised or something...
The literal worst NFL team you can find. Never won a Super bowl and possibly may of never won a game, so if go to Cleveland, you know your NFL team will always be better then them.
The Cleveland Browns suck balls