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I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).

by QuacksO March 13, 2023


turnabout time traveler

An S tier case in phoenix wright: ace attorney spirit of justice

Person 1: Man spirit of justice is so bad

Person 2: But it has turnabout time traveler!

Person 1: True! I love spirit of justice

by rat-kun July 27, 2024


Turnabout Time Traveler

An S tier case in Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Spirit of Justice

Turnabout Time Traveler is such a good case, yet another reason why Spirit Of Justice is Peak

by rat-kun July 27, 2024


Kuren Time

The act of when an individual can't or won't do the work, but, when enough pressure is applied shit gets done whether right or wrong.

He was assigned to finish an essay for his history class that he never attended. One hour before the class he said, "Fuck it" - Kuren Time

by Alex Tschoksy April 25, 2018


Farrto Times

A literal goat 🐐

Woah he's such a farrto times

by NiggerAalex March 24, 2022


Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.

Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?

by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024


all da time

every time, each happening of cwazys

You so cwazy all da time!

by halfp1nt69 September 14, 2007