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The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow
Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
Dipping your balls into a willing females butthole.
Lauren isn't a big fan of tea - bagging but will spread her cheeks wide for a good A-bagging.
Butt dog in the bathtub sex moves
When you can see a males genitalia through clothing.
"I can see Brandon's sexy Santas Bag through his wrestling clothes.
Meaning something very negative.
Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.
"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"
"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"
Jumps on the first thing they see moving and tries to have sex with it....
Person 1: This guy just reached out to me from years ago. I hardly know him and he claims we're close friends.
Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...
It's when you're fucking with somebody
Them. Did you tastes my spaghetti?
Me. Yeah, too much sauce
Them. This is a family sauce motherf...
Me.im just cranking your bag bitch it's good