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This is where a guy drips hot candle wax on the head of his cock(hot at 1st but should cool fast) so that it resembles a dairy queen dip cone. Then guy enjoys a good wank.the sponge may crack the wax cap or not either way it should feel good!
I did. Jack n wax on my "candle" Last. Night. My gf wanted to know why my head was red!
Jack snowden is dead.
Jack snowden hasn’t been at school for a while because he’s DEAD
Boring guy, no fun. Mini-Hoop king you will get dominated.
John: Turtle neck sweater.
Jack's mom: hey son "Jack Jansen".
When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off
Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
The act of using an apple to jack off.
I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.
When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
Hey! Let's Apple Jack.