Dos-hoved

When a certain type of person won't work on the programming group project unless you actually tell them to do something. (Not being able to work independently. Also highly demotivated to do anything school related)

Me: Hey Mustafa, have you been working on the group project?
Mustafa: uhm actually, i haven't.
Me: What a dos-hoved

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

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i do not approve

i do not approve of what you just said

"Among us" I do not approve.

do you wanna know

i have leukemia

I'm sorry. I can't tell this to them. do you wanna know?

Doing a "Colin"

To intentionally slur or defame someone under the pretext of being a friend.

To shit-stir because you can.

Why is Fred so pissed off?
Oh, Sandra is Doing a "Colin" and telling him everyone hates his new haircut.

Do-It-Yourself Store

It means a hardware store.

I went to the do-it-yourself store and I bought a pair of shears.

Do a Christina

Masturbate in public and then kill yourself

Named after Christina Revels-Glick, who did this in 2021

I'm tired of life. I'm going to do a Christina.