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Cheska’s invention.
A Daylight Savings Time party is similar to a New Years party, but on daylight savings.
Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.
Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!
When trying to bang a chick goes wrong and she calls the cops so you pull the switcheroo with identity and let your buddy take the heat.
"I was trying to bang this chick in Mexico and when she called the cops I gave her the Keim time special and dipped out"
What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.
First Mariner:
"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"
Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!
First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!
Someone who has a scrawny nag of a cock and cums within 1-12 seconds of intercourse
Zach has a real time cock, he can’t stay in bed longer than 12 seconds
that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self
that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself