A cheese cucumber is a cucumber cover in cheese that live under the sea.
Jim: hey have you even sea a cheese cucumber before?
Nick: yeah those things look hot.
That nasty yellow or tan jello-like stuff you cough up in the morning after you were at a bonfire, smoked too much, or have a cold.
I about threw up when I hocked a mouthful of tonsil cheese this morning.
When someone puts cheese sauce on your dick before giving you a blowjob.
John met a girl tubing down the Apple River, and she gave him some good cheese head.
Someone who's head is typically riddled with holes.
Person 1: Logan Paul is such a fucking cheese head.
Person 2: What the fuck is a cheese head?
Really just a lame ahh nigga that let anything slide
Person 1: aye bro we outside today?
Person 2: nah bro i got a gf now.
Person 1: who?
Person 2: my ex
Person 1: you talm bout the hoe that cheated on you?
Person 2: yeah man i got back with with her.
Person 1: man dawg you a true cheese head.
A popular type of sauce, typically used on cheese sandwiches in Wisconsin
We ran out of horse cheese soup sauce so I didn’t want to eat my sandwich
What you say when you desire a block of cheese to move out of the way.
Me: You’re blocking the way cheese. Cheese move, cmon!
Cheese: ...