When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.
We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.
Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life
When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.
C'mon Tran let got to the girly show and shock the monkeys.
When absolutely NOBODY asked!!!!!!!!!!! STFU You Dumb Braindead failed abortion. You got Discord? Search up Monkey Buccaneer in gifs and realize that no one cares.
Teammate: I saw a vigil in the site
You: Monkey Buccaneer tryna find who asked?
A person in the game Arma 3 who sits outside the enemy base (usually in a bush) with an M3 Maaws waiting to blow up anything to leave.
Everyone watch out. There's a Maaws Monkey outside our base.
What Britain called France in The Kildovian Federation's video "France Finally snaps".
fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!